About

In all this wide world, there’s but one team for us….

Walking Down the Provie Road is inspired by traditional fanzine culture and aims to bring a fortnightly podcast covering the latest developments at Dens Park together with articles, funnies, and the like.
Our Podcast will chew over red-hot content featuring the bold boys who wear the dark blue.

On this website, the Hultoon Herald will take a satirical look at Scottish football news and will not at all be a shameless rip-off of the likes of the Daily Mash and The Onion. We will be serialising the cult classic Real Leigh Griffiths Blog with permission from author Barry Phillips, who will also be bringing the blog’s star back to life in our ‘Dear Jocky’ problem page (reader very much advisory for all three – Jocky doesn’t mince his words).

We’re also branching out into other media outlets, though. Our resident DJs, “Derry Got Soul“, will be dropping a fresh Spotify playlist every week to pay homage to a past or present Dee, and our video skills are being put to good use for Menzieshill Media, Inc. We’ll be posting this content on our YouTube channel, and will hopefully be able to build that in the future to include interviews, live podcasts and much more.

You may have noticed the Web1.0 look of the site. Everything – and we mean everything – is being done on a rough and ready basis, so bear with us while we get to grips with technology, scheduling and everything else. We have loads of ideas where we can take WDTPR but in order to do so we need help so please give us a shout on provieroadpodcast@gmail.com if you fancy contributing to the podcast, website, social media or anything else. All ideas considered unless they happen to be pro-DAB.

‘Mon the Dee!

The WDTPR team

Recent Posts

HULLTOON HERALD: Dalai Lama ‘pisses himself’ at Imrie’s penalty

His Holiness The Dalai Lama has admitted that he fell to the floor laughing when he heard that rat-faced irritant Dougie Imrie missed the penalty that would have secured a point for Hamilton at Dens Park on Saturday. With the relegation crunch match delicately poised at 1-0 referee Steven McLean pointed to the spot following … Continue reading HULLTOON HERALD: Dalai Lama ‘pisses himself’ at Imrie’s penalty

Provie Road Pod #9: Motherwell and Moussa

Gary, Ryan and Grant return to dissect the defeat at Fir Park, before trying (and failing) to simplify the relegation arithmetic and looking ahead to the game against Accies. If you have any questions, suggestions or future features or discussion points,get in touch with the show on Twitter @provieroadpod or e-mail the show: provieroadpodcast@gmail.com . Derry Rhumba! … Continue reading Provie Road Pod #9: Motherwell and Moussa

HULLTOON HERALD: Employee granted paid leave until Dundee’s fate is known

A Dundee supporter’s work performance has deteriorated so badly in recent weeks that he has been granted leave until his club’s fate is decided. Duncan MacDonald commitment to his office job is known to ebb and flow in relation to Dundee’s fortunes, and his employers have taken steps to minimise the impact of the Dark … Continue reading HULLTOON HERALD: Employee granted paid leave until Dundee’s fate is known

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